: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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