Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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