i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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