Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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