i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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