Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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