she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Semen is not good for contacts.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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