I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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