If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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