i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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