I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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