glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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