party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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