Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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