Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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