We're like a lot better than the average bears
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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