People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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