I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This is the high leading the old right now
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
whose parrot is this?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
