we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Randomize
