the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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