So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
