So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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