Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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