honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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