i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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