But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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