Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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