hotel room ftw
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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