He uses pillows to masturbate.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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