Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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