i permit you to call me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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