He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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