Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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