I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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