you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
