I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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