you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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