Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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