need another drink. this is the easiest way
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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