hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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