I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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