okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
