question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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