We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just threw up on my dentist
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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