you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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