Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Randomize