Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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