I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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