While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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