I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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