After last night, I could never be a politician.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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