real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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