What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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